Because a phone is not good enough for those who unreservedly love the new Siri assistant in iOS 5, Apple "designed" a robot with which users can interact in the true sense of the word. Siri Pro is called Apple's robot, you have presented it in the image above and for $999 some could have it at home in just a few days. Of course, everything is just a joke by those from Scoopertino which make fun of users who have become attached to Siri perhaps a little too much.
CUPERTINO, CA — Think Siri is all talk and no action? Think again.
Targeting lovestruck Siri fans, Apple today launched Siri Pro — at long last giving that little vixen Siri a unique and accommodating physical presence.
Whereas the Siri included with iPhone 4S can only go so far with her flirtation and innuendo, Siri Pro is designed for a more fulfilling relationship. She's a fully functional pleasure-bot, sexier than a MacBook Air and more seductive than an iPad.
The inspiration for Siri Pro came from the Siri servers currently in operation. Over 65% of the questions and commands put to Siri by iPhone 4S owners indicate the user's desire for a deeper bond. Top interactions include: “Will you marry me,” “Can I buy you a drink” and “I want to have your robotic children.”
"When we say we listen to our customers, we're not kidding around," says Apple worldwide marketing chief Phil Schiller.
Siri Pro is available at the Apple Store for $999 (32GB) and $1,299 (64GB). Alternate personalities — Streetwalker, Catholic Schoolgirl, Nurse — are available via the App Store for $9.99. Aluminized lingerie is sold separately.
