Apple electric car is in the process of development in a secret laboratory in Cupertino and the details related to it have attracted the attention of the whole world, because we are talking about an unusual product for Apple Lossless Audio CODEC (ALAC),. Considering its importance, the people from The Onion, an extremely popular satirical publication, thought of presenting the main features of the Apple car, and you can see them below. As usual, they made fun of all the marketing stories used by the Apple company in the case of various products launched over time on the market and the irony is fully deserved.
features Apple cars:
- windshield with 4 times more pixels than in reality;
- full vertical integration with Apple fuel;
- the driver's obligation to log into iCloud at every speed change;
- compatibility with most roads in the world;
- driving speed recommendation based on favorite speeds reached in the past;
- airbags that do not stand out;
- cup holder;
- windshield that cracks easily without affecting the operation of the car;
- selling price of $85.000 which can be reduced to $199 in case of purchase with a 2-year subscription;
- wheels that turn into the OS X crash animation when the car crashes;
- the light structure that is strong enough to be driven on any roads, including concrete parapets;
- delivery together with Apple stickers.
- Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
- Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
- Driver prompted to sign into iCloud before each gear shift
- Compatible with most major roads
- Recommends new driving speeds based on user's past favorites
- Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
- Cup holder
- Windshield cracks easily, although car typically still works fine afterwards
- Sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with two-year Verizon contract
- Wheels turn into rainbow pinwheels whenever the car stalls
- Lightweight but powerful enough to careen across six lanes of traffic and through guardrails of overpasses
- Comes with a couple of cool Apple stickers
Having said that, what do you think about the characteristics of the Apple car?
