Craciun Fericit din partea Apple (comic)

Craciunul este perioada anului in care marile companii trimit felicitari angajatilor, partenerilor si chiar clientilor, iar cineva si-a imaginat cum ar arata o felicitare de Craciun trimisa de catre cei din Cupertino clientilor care le-au cumparat produsele lansate in lumea intreaga.

Avand in vedere ca iPhone 6S a fost in centrul atentiei, felicitarea ar aduce acest lucru in discutie, insa fara a uita Apple Watch sau tabletele iPad, 3D Touch sau Apple Music, totul fiind gandit intr-un asa fel incat importantele produse Apple sa nu fie uitate in vreun fel.



Hello from Cupertino!

We’re delighted to be writing you after another incredible year. We couldn’t be prouder of 2015, and we can’t wait to share with you all the wonderful things we have planned for 2016.

We’ve kept busy this year, simultaneously reinventing television, news, and the music industry. They were all in pretty bad shape, but we built some apps and they’re basically fixed now! We also made a really big iPad, which Tim is wild about. It’s truly the biggest, widest, and heaviest iPad we’ve ever made. There’s also a tumor-shaped battery pack (check your stockings!) and a new phone that you can Force Touch. We thought that would sound like a cool Star Wars thing, but a lot of people thought it sounded like a sex crime? Oops!

Jony has been particularly busy turning his watch-collecting hobby into a real business. His new watches keep excellent time, and we’re all very supportive. We’re not quite sure what they’re for yet, but we’re excited to find out. We also welcomed some new members to the family. Drake, 29, is a hard-working young man who’s been doing some very exciting things. We think he’ll go far, which is why we’re not letting him out of our sight. Expect a mandated appearance at every family function for the next two years.

One thing that has bothered us this year is the glut of bad cinema. I’m particularly thinking of two movies — a quick-talking drama and a documentary, neither of which I wish to name here — that paint Steve in a bad light. That said, check out that new Pixar one with dinosaurs — it’s supposed to be non-libelous.

Has it been a perfect year? No. As Drake reminds us, there are always haters questioning the soundness of our design principles — but the holidays are a time to remember our blessings, especially the blessings of family and the blessings of managed, proprietary ecosystems. Thank you for being a part of ours.

Yours always,


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Pasionat de tehnologie, sport si calatorii. Bun cunoscator al sistemului de operare iOS, iubitor de produse Apple, si specializat in rezolvarea diverselor probleme care sunt raportate de catre cititori. Co-fondator al din pasiunea pentru terminale mobile, si tehnologie, actual editor sef, si dornic oricand de a avea parte de provocari noi in materie de tehnologie. Bun cunoscator al limbii engleze, si dornic sa descopere cele mai noi "secrete" ale gadget-urilor care ne fac viata de zi cu zi mai buna.