Have trouble with, a few banks on Saint Valentine.
On Saint Valentine Ion writes a letter to Mary:
You are my ex-girlfriend
I punched you
I pulled a tooth out of you
But I'm sorry my love
That I didn't take out a table for you
You are beautiful like a hyacinth
Humped like a camel
You looked as smooth as a cow's ass
When I see you, the devils take hold of me.
Her: Honey, I dreamed last night that you bought me a super pearl necklace for Valentine's Day
He: Wait, dear, until tonight, and you will have a surprise!
Come evening, the man returns from work and gives his girlfriend a beautifully wrapped gift. Excited, she opens it and finds inside.... a book: "Interpretation of dreams".
How do women prepare for Valentine's Day?
They buy perfumed greeting cards, look for the right gift for three days, go to the hairdresser, go to cosmetics, buy new clothes and shoes, use creams and make-up for half a day, make plans and hopes.
What about the men?
They buy a flower from the florist down the road, a box of condoms and maybe take a five-minute shower.
On Valentine's Day, the man comes home with a big, big bouquet of flowers. The wife nervously takes it from his hand and complains:
- Great, now I have to feel myself and get into bed and sit with my legs spread, right?
He answers her in surprise:
- Well, we don't have any vases in the house where you can throw the flowers?
Three men talk about the gifts they got their wives for Valentine's Day
1: My gift reaches 8 in XNUMX seconds. I bought him a Porsche.
2. What I took from him reaches a hundred in five seconds. I bought him a Ferrari.
3. What I took from him reaches a hundred in a second. I got him a scale.
